I'm not convinced my flatmate isn't a hooker
Since I moved in almost a year ago I've seen her with a different guy each time, aside from one who hangs around a lot and has a pimpish air to him. Granted I've been there, seeing different guys every week since I ended a long term relationship, but not for more than a couple of months. She showers three times a day and seems to live in her dressing gown.

On the downside, she sometimes uses newspaper as toilet roll since I stopped buying it and leaving it in the bathroom as she'd never replace it. This has the expected consequence which I now make her clean up.

She's a feeelthy bitch in the kitchen and the surfaces are always coated in strange smelling oil and stains. Her idea of washing up is to run it under a cold tap and leave it to drain, so now all my stuff stays in my cupboard.

She's pretty quiet though, so I infinitely prefer her to the ones who just moved out who shouted and threw things at each other at 3am.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:37, 3 replies)

'a pimpish air to him '
expand please ?
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 13:23, closed)

Have you tried...
Typing her name/your address into Punternet (I think that's the name of it) to see if she has any reviews up?
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:31, closed)

He's got the bling thing going on
speaks to her like shit, eyes me up if I'm coming out of the shower and makes growling noises and has a serious coke habit.

Nope, too scared to :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:15, closed)