HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Drunk and forgetfulI made my way home after a night out at a local club, I had partaken of much as happy water as was possible and still be able to walk the two miles home.
My flat mate came home from work at about 6-30 am, finding me asleep in front of the TV he woke me up with these words
"what ya doin ere mate"
This is when reality dawned on me. I had walked at least a mile and a half further than I needed. I had moved out the week before.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:20, 1 reply)
It's a funny old thingThe drunken homing instinct.
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monkeybananaraffle, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:42,
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