HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Housemates from hell....1990 - Sheila: Country and Western fan, played EmmyLou Harris records at full blast in the middle of the night whilst drinking her own weight in Blue Nun. Ended up marrying a long distance lorry driver and moving to Penge.
1990-90 - Tamara: With the gravelly voice of a Liverpudlian docker and the table manners to match, she bought her own spitoon and collection of hirsute women to share our table. Disappeared one night only to turn up on Britain's Got Talent playing the Skin Piccolo.
1995 - Dwayne: A public school reject with a long line of fagging and buggary behind him. Got thrown out of almost every pub in town for showing his genitalia to the patrons.
1999 - Karl the Goth: Only wore black and purple and had musical taste lodged firmly in 1986. Looked like a cross between Wayne Hussey and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Prone to sticking root vegetables up his rectum and rubbing his testicles with Sandpaper- I dont know what grade.
2000 - Portia: Held a bukkake party in the kitchen, took weeks to get the smell of stale semen out of the room. I remember her running from the room, looking like a half-spent candle shouting "It's in my eye!! Oh god its in my eye!". She ended up running a successful ad agency in Bloomsbury.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:31, 1 reply)
Half-spent candle...Hahahaha..heh heh...eh...ewww.... ewwwwww!
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:59, closed)
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