I also suspect its colourful bollocks just for the punchline.......
Why? All your posts seem so out there and wonderful Spanky that I struggle to believe theres any truth to them. Don't get me wrong, I loved your "Big Jake" story and most of your others posts - I just struggle to believe them true.

As for not smelling the shit....

I'm well aware that flies are not just attracted to faeces for the smell (they use it to lay eggs in, gain energy from undigested food - peanuts, corn, etc) but with the quantity of shit you talk about there must have been a smell emanating from the room.


Since when has the truth been important anyway. I still clicked.
(grazer is sick of looking at houses, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 10:08, 1 reply)

Thanks for the kind words, matey
Of course its all true. Every last sodding word... Only the truth comes out of this gob...

And I'll recommend you to the Intergallactic Senate for a Medal of Distinction the next time they beam me up for a meeting...

Cheers
( SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:54, closed)

Bloody brilliant!
I can't wait to meet my old friend Ming the Merciless again. I'll ask him where he gets his shoulder pads from when I'm there.
(grazer is sick of looking at houses, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:13, closed)