Extortionate girlfriend.
Short one.

1) Best mate/flatmate goes out with girl.
2) Best mate/flatmate gets newish girlfriend preggers.
3) Best mate/flatmate and newish girlfriend decide to have an abortion.
4) Best mate/flatmate finds little black book in her handbag.
5) Best mate/flatmate finds list of all the men she's shagged, claimed being preggers and how much she got of each of them.
6) Newish girlfriend being turfed out.
7) Best mate/flatmate appologising to me for the straiined friendship/housemateship as I said I didn't trust her from when he first went out with her.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:24, 6 replies)

No,No.No....
Rewrite this.

More detail - a *lot* more detail.

This sounds a fascinating story....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:26, closed)

I couldn't agree more
SPILL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:29, closed)

Me too
This sounds like a story we all need to hear!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 11:57, closed)

Spill if you want a click

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:10, closed)

I've had her
Was her name Lisa by any chance
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:17, closed)

Why would you keep a list?
That's just stupid. That's pants-on-head retarded.
(Helixdaunting, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:59, closed)