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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Fridge
I realise that I've left it until 13 years too late for this to make any difference, but here goes anyway.

CLAIRE - writing your name on each one of your eggs does not make it any less likely that they'll be "community borrowed". Rather the opposite, in fact - especially if you dot the "i" with a little kiss.


EDIT: And I'm in a much better mood today. Thanks to all the lovely people who got in touch over the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:21, 10 replies)
Hahaha
REminds me of the Victoria Wood one where she says she knows she's in the checkout line behind a student as he's initialing all the larger coffee granules.

Student fridges tend to be extremely passive agressive.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:28, closed)
Hehehe!
We had an honesty system for things like tea and biscuits, and it worked remarkably well. But Claire didn't quite get it, bless her none-too-bright cotton socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:30, closed)
Nice one!!!
A Moroccan fella from my halls had exactly the same problem... He'd write his name on all his stuff and everyone else would erm, borrow.

Then again, his name was: Help Yousself.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:35, closed)
ARGH!
You deserve to be hung for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:39, closed)
*Ahem*
It's the truth...

I swear on my good name as Commander in Cheif of the Confederate States Army (circa 1865), that this is not a falsehood...
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:41, closed)
"Cheif"?
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:42, closed)
Bugger...
you have seen through my rouse...

I was only actually a Lieutenant in the Virginia Rifles...
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:46, closed)
Hmmm...
I was looking for an obvious comedy typo there.

Yes... I read "Vagina".
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:48, closed)
Shit!
I meant to type Vagina but acutally spelt a word correctly... FUCK ME!!! First time for everything.

I think I'll conclude this exchange with a brief statement:

COCK!!!!

Good day to you, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:50, closed)
COCK!
Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:55, closed)

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