Halls
Being a young and new B3tan (first post) I am still at university in my first year. Some of my flat mates are pretty creative at domestic terrorism, to illustrate some examples,
1) Putting Honey or shampoo on a door handle. Short lived but still rather annoying for the victim.
2) As where we live there is a communal bog, chucking a water bomb while someone is having a dump, whereby hearing a high pitched scream means a girl got hit or a oi Wanker! remark means a guy was the victim.
3) Figuring out that you can use a screwdriver to unlock the bathroom to steal someones towel, and taking pictures of this embarrassment as it moves at 20mph skidding accross the hall flooring with wet feet to their room.
4) Also using a screwdriver to take someones door handle off completely meaning they are firstly confused and secondly can't get in.
5) Various "decoration" of someone who has left there door unlocked and sometimes relocation of their room.

Of course these don't happen 24/7 only when people have a reason for rivalry which makes it fun and fair, as long as you're not an arsehole it is well fun to live here.

Oh and walls are so thin that you can hear the sex, snoring and even the dripping tap of anyone within a 3 meter radius of your room.

Gonna move into a nice 4 bed house this september, will be wicked.

Length you say? if your curious the bloke who's towel got stolen was shorter than this post.
(Burrishimo do an omishirrub and i will hug you, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:41, 7 replies)

You
could always try applying a lighter to a door handle for a few minutes then asking someone to go and get you something...

did this many times in halls.

Though the smell of burning flesh does tend to put you off your cornflakes first thing in the morning.

Nice first post, mate.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:49, closed)

Otherwise...
Try getting that stuff you can paint on your nails to stop you from chewing them – stop-n-grow – I think it’s called.

The trick then, is to paint it around the top of mugs, glasses and beer bottles/cans.

Watch with amusement as they take a mouthful of beverage and very nearly cry with discomfort.

This stuff tastes disgusting (which is probably why its good for stopping you from biting your nails).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:06, closed)

A fine first post.
Would a combination of (3) and (4) be too cruel?
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:08, closed)

Thank you
hehe, well probably in this case, as what gos around comes around, a combination would mean you would need to have the hide of a elephant to take the revenge you recieve afterwards =].
(Burrishimo do an omishirrub and i will hug you, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:19, closed)

after you have a shower
unscrew the shower head from the hose, pour (a good amount of) bisto down the hose, screw the shower head back on.

the classics are always the best
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:27, closed)

Or
Some chemistry students I know use potassium permangenate crystals in the showerhead. As the hot water dissolves them it wil dye your victim purple for a good couple of weeks.

*Health and Safety Disclaimer

I'm a biologist so i'm not sure how dangerous this is, ask a chemist.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:18, closed)

We used to....
...steal a mates matress when he went out and then re-make the bed without it. Like most people after a night on the piss he'd come home and chuck himself on the bed. Cue a loud bang followed by much profanity.
(rich.cicatriz should be doing something more constructive on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 1:28, closed)