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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Humane release
Purchase and enjoy a bottle of Paul Masson California White from your local offie.

The vase shaped bottle with pop-on-pop-off lid id an ideal mousetrap. Bait with a biscuit, lie it on its side and wait overnight. Mousie can't climb up the inside slope of the bottle. Pop the lid on and release him in the park.

NEVER buy sticky traps unless you would feel good about yourself if you came down in the morning to find a single tiny foot adhering to it: chewed off in agonising desperation.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:34, 1 reply)
This sounds better
I will purchase a few carrafe's of Paul Massons lovely wine. I remember Somerfields selling these at two for a fiver a few years ago.
I'll keep you informed. I Think I'll take him down the park.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:48, closed)

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