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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Brian Molko you cunt.
In the late 90's I lived just off Holloway Road. He was not my flatmate but I suppose my housemate due to living in a maisonette.
Steve Hewitt the drummer from Placebo lived above me.

He was actually a lovely guy. Even if he was so coked up that he though I was the sister of me landlady.

Brian Molko was on the other hand a complete twat. Not even going into the tales I got from the techs that I worked with at the time, I'll just go on personal experience of the cowardly shit.

When they were in the UK Brian used to love to scream and chunder his womanly tits off out of the window above my bedroom.

On one occasion I had to be up at about 4am to do guitar tech gig for a much more talented 'artist' than he was and I shouted out my window (after his vomit had spewed onto my front gardon, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PATHETIC LITTLE GOBSHITE!!!'
Cue 'bom bom bom bom bom bom' of mini rockstar descended the stairs.

'WHACK WHACK WHACK' went my front door.

Starkers I open it. Brian Molko looks down, looks up (he only reached my chest in height).

'bom bom bom bom bom bom' straight back up the stairs again without a word.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:41, 7 replies)
Arf
What road? I use to live off Cali Rd until yesterday.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:43, closed)
Marlborough Road
I think 1998 and it was number 101.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 19:44, closed)
:-) Click*
This is a lovely reversal of the usual bragging about intimate knowledge of someone famous(ish)

Made me laugh this morning!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:05, closed)
He is a cunt
A (female) mate of mine chinned him at a gig years ago. Placebo were the support and, once they'd done their little turn, he spent the next few minutes trying to molest my mate. As was about to step in a give him a dig, she just leathered him one. He went down like a sack of shit and stayed down for about 10 minutes. He cried a little as well.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:30, closed)
Mate of mine decked him
As she saw him throw a rock at a girl.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:39, closed)
Double decked
he seems to be in the habit of getting decked by girls.

Your mate wasn't in Liverpool, was she?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:49, closed)
Interesting update to this post.
I had lost contact with a good make from Australia about five years ago. She is a QotWer and recognised the story as being mine.
She gazzed me last night.:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:41, closed)

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