HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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When you're at a Senior Military College,you always leave your door unlocked. Every Cadet was to follow the honor code, and leave their door unlocked. Nobody ever got their stuff stolen, and it was never a problem. It actually made things a lot easier, for inspections, communication, and petty pranks.
Now every so often, somebody would get caught in the act of self-pleasure. No big deal, most people learned to be careful after they got caught once. Unfortunately, not one of my friend's roommates.
He got caught once. By my friend. When he woke up to find his roommate choking the chicken. Watching horse porn.
We called him Stickyfingers.
*pop* goes my cherry
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:37, 1 reply)
epic schoolboy errori mean really
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 22:03, closed)
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