HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Similar associatesIn my first year at university, I shared a halls flat with a guy by the name of Jake. Everyone in the block was aware of Jake, though few knew who he was or what he looked like.
They knew him because his mates would come over to get stoned with him at any time between midnight and 3 am and shout his name (We were 4th floor too).
"JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!"
"..."
"...JAKE! JAKE!"
Eventually security had issued a few warnings, following complaints from most of the residents in the block, to Jake (wasn't hard to figure out who was to blame).
So his friends started shouting random names.
"GERALD! GERALD! GERALD!"
"..."
"...ERIC! ERIC!"
Some how he never got kicked out.
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