HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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*rapturous applause*Reminds me of the old 'woman at the doctor's' joke -
'Am I OK, doc?'
'Well, let me put it this way, there's going to be a lot of crying and changing of nappies coming up...'
'I'm pregnant? How wonderful!'
No, you have bowel cancer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:04,
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"you'll have to eat for two""I'm pregnant?"
"no, you've got worms"
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:02,
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