College Room Mates
When I were but a lad, I went to a Teacher Training College in the country. With the emphasis on "count", I guess. I shared a room with a lad called Geoff, from Sheffield. True Yorkshire lad, bluff and relatively humourless.

We had the loveliest tennis courts, where I once parked Geoff's Vauhhall Viva mk1, right in the centre of both courts, thereby rendering them unusable for all (both?) tennis loving students.

It took the college gardeners a week to work out how I'd managed to get the thing inside a court with only a gate wide enough for a single person.

On another occasion me and another roommate Andy (sadly no longer with us) got so fed up of Nev shagging loudly in the next room that we turfed it for him, and left a sheep inside.

Sheep get very worried in confined spaces....................
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:38, 9 replies)

I resent
your comment that true Yorkshire folk are humourless.... I find us to be a very agreeable bunch actually!
Do not mistake dry humour for no humour my friend :)
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:41, closed)

okay, i'll bite...
... how did you get the car in?
(dxg, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:51, closed)

yes.
how?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:36, closed)

I third that motion
And I want to find out what happened to the sheep as well.
(Helixdaunting, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:39, closed)

fourth

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:24, closed)

And one more
makes 5ive
(Zutroy started without you, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 3:27, closed)

Go on then...
Make me a sixth
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:16, closed)

C-C-C-C-C-
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!






Sorry
(seshmarls, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:19, closed)

Yes
I want to know too.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:08, closed)