The guy that eventually became my best man was for a time also my flatmate.
We had been friends since childhood and stupidly thought getting a flat together would be a good idea. Unfortunately what happens is they expect you to put up with all their shit, like punching holes in the walls and playing the drums at 3am on a Thursday night. Once he stuck a metal pole through the partition wall between our bedrooms so he could thread a cable through and nick my internet (pre wireless days mind) Good idea in principle except rather than do it at floor level he smacked it four foot up so I just had a cable sticking out into the middle of my room. One night he drunkenly claimed that he had no feeling in his elbow and to prove it took a 4 inch nail and nailed his elbow skin to the kitchen table. My kitchen table. I took the hammer so he couldn't get the nail out and left him there.
( Peej, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:02, 4 replies)

you know how you asked me how come i know so many idiots?
well......................
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:18, closed)

BURN

(McChinaman banned, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 10:19, closed)

You'd fancy him

( Peej, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 11:05, closed)

And he's still there
to this day?
(Rise and Fall of the Atomic Cabbage Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 3:49, closed)