I count myself lucky...
that I live with four of my (generally very clean) best friends and apart from the occasional washing-up mountain there isn't much to complain about.

However, one in particular drives me MENTAL. Not because she's a beast and shits everywhere or some such dirty thing. She's the inverse and obsessively neat - it's revolting (and I'd like to think its worse than messiness).

You can't leave a newspaper on our dining room table for 10mins without it being thrown into a drawer or cupboard. You must open your mail IMMEDIATELY after it comes through the letterbox. Leave it on the table while you go off and have a morning piss or something and you'll find it in the recycling.

We don't have any coat hooks on our house so we naturally hang them on the back of chairs. BUT NO. According to said housemate, this is UNTIDY and the offensive coats are thrown into a dusty cupboard or onto the floor.

She picks shoes up from their neat row near the front door and puts them onto chairs (wtf?!?)

A house of five girls has a lot of make-up in it and just the one full length mirror. She can't stand a big pile of make-up so separates it into little piles and puts them outside your door to stamp on and break when you are bleary eyed and hungover. And if she doesn't know who it belongs to she has a rough guess and puts it in any old pile.

You can see her flinch if you move perfectly arranged scatter cushions to get yourself comfy on the sofa.

I'd hate to think what she'd do if i told her about the amount of sex i'd had on it. She'd probably burn it actually. And the scatter cushions.
(thants, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 20:54, Reply)