About eight years ago I was on the way to a house party after a bit of prelash
I stopped in Sainsbury's to pick up some booze to take. On the end of the beer aisle they had a box of 12 bottles of Beck's on offer for £3.50, which seemed like a bargain, so I hitched up my wedding dress (it was a fancy dress party), picked up two boxes and made my way to the self-service checkout. After the man had come over and verified that I was indeed over eighteen, I took the beer and went on my way.

About five minutes from the party (after a drunk girl in Camden had stepped on my dress's train and torn it) we decided to crack open the beer and drink one as we arrived. My housemate took a swig and turned to me. "Did you check this beer?" he said, holding up his bottle. There, in tiny writing on the otherwise identical Beck's bottles, were the words "Alcohol Free".

Thankfully we were still close enough to an offie to grab some real beer and we stashed the fake stuff under someone's bed, only to bring it back out and pass it around later, around 3am when all the shops had closed and people wanted more beer but were too wasted to notice.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Oct 2015, 10:20, 6 replies)

these are a lot of words
just to say you bought alcohol free booze by accident
( rofl harris, Wed 14 Oct 2015, 13:58, closed)

I know someone who accidentally bought 'wine based drink'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Oct 2015, 22:13, closed)

There's a rant about Sainsbury's age-checking me to buy alcohol-free booze that got lost in there somewhere too

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Oct 2015, 10:45, closed)

TLDR: emvee got wasted on alcohol-free beer and shit his pants.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Oct 2015, 10:55, closed)

I wasn't wearing pants

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Oct 2015, 11:08, closed)

Saucy!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Oct 2015, 9:30, closed)