I just don't get itPoor Semiret, he's foreign and has no idea if he "should laugh about the whole 'only playing music when they are out of ice cream' thing or not." There's also a Far Side cartoon that has had him stumped for almost 20 years.
What don't you understand? What have you politely gone along with whilst internally going WTF?
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chthonic, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:09)
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People who buy brand new carsAre they F***ing idiots,or what!?
OK, so they go out to the car dealer and hand over £15000, for instance, for the latest Peugot or VW or Ford or whatever. What the retards either don't realise... or even worse, don't care... is that the very second that they put the keys in the ignition and drove it away, they lost about £3000 - at least!
You wouldn't withdraw £3000 of your hard-earned savings from the bank and then set fire to them, would you?
Also, I know someone who just bought a new Mini One. I asked him why he didn't buy the Cooper S version.
He replied that he couldn't afford the extra couple of thousand pounds!.... What a turd!.... If he couldn't afford the extra two grand at the time, then how can he afford to piss away the three grand in depreciation that he WILL lose in the next 12 months or so!
F*CKWITT!
What it really all boils down to.... is that twunts like him just want to be seen driving around in a car with a new registration! Wake up and smell the coffee... THE REGISTRATION IS ONLY NEW FOR SIX MONTHS!!! BUTTHEAD!!!
And don't give me the old: "We I bought a new car because I wanted a reliable car and didn't want to worry about mechanical breakdowns".
WTF?!
I can't think of any car (OK, with prehaps a few examples from Italy) that won't do at least quarter-of-a-million miles without any problems whatsoever!
Top tip from your Uncle Icepimp... purchase a two year old car that is still under the manufacturer's warranty. You will get a nearly new car for just over half of what the original purchaser paid.
You could spend £20000 on a brand new Mercedes.
OR you could spend £13000 on a two-year-old Mercedes (that still looks absolutely brand new) and with the £7000 change from the £20000, go buy yourself a plasma screen, ski-holiday for two AND a 5-year-old Mazda MX5 sportscar for Summer weekend fun!
Seriously!
And do I practice what I preach?... But of course!
Last year I bought a two-year-old Audi S8.
Some plonker paid nearly £70000 for the car a little over two years ago... but it only cost me £28000!
Still, if it wasn't for the f**kwitt, retard, plonkers who do buy brand new cars, the smart ones amongst us wouldn't be able to bag the bargains!
Length, girth?..... It's not the size of the nail, it the hammer that bangs it in!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:01, Reply)
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