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This is a question I just don't get it

Poor Semiret, he's foreign and has no idea if he "should laugh about the whole 'only playing music when they are out of ice cream' thing or not." There's also a Far Side cartoon that has had him stumped for almost 20 years.

What don't you understand? What have you politely gone along with whilst internally going WTF?

(, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 10:09)
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Fat People
Where do I begin, “rant mode activated”,.

I can’t stand really fat ignorant people. Like that biffer off Fat Club. I think they should be open to public ridicule at all times.

It’s my glands. NO IT’S NOT ITS LOTS OF FOOD.
I’m big boned. NO YOUR NOT YOUR’RE FAT.
It’s in my genes. NO IT’S NOT.
I don’t eat much. OH YES YOU DO.
All my family are big. YES THEY LIVE ON DEEP FRIED PIE SANDWICHES AS WELL.

You think they’d notice at some point:

They have trouble doing up there laces.
They have to buy their clothes from specialist shops.
The’re inners thighs chaffe when they walk.
Silly walk/waddle to allow for their moving centre of gravity.
They need a special toilet seat made just for them.
Their ankles overflow their shoes.
People openly stare.
They get stuck in the bath.
They break furniture.

Shops and restaurants should have vertical cattle grids or weighbridges with alarms. If I was too drunk in a pub they would stop serving me. Apply the same principle. Stop serving the biffers. Just give them a bucket of raw vegetables and tell them to come back in a week for some more.

“Can I have a big mac meal supersize please”

“Don’t you think you’ve had enough already madam.”

Fat people must be very stupid.

Unless they’re vampires, can’t they see their own reflection ?

Don't they know they will die early ?

Stop eating rubbish. Chocolate is not a food group, neither are deep fried pie sandwiches. Walk to the gym rather than driving to the chippy.

You’ll live longer. And I’ll stop staring and pointing.

You’ll even have a chance of wiping your bottom properly.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:41, Reply)

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