Grumpy Young Men
Emo kids- WHY? They look stupid, they act stupid, and they say stupid things, yet the number of emo kids on the internet seems to be increasing exponentially. I make a point of making fun of anyone I ever see online with an unnecessary x or underscore in their name. If you are an emo kid, please stop talking about it, and actually slit your wrists.

Ringtones- Why pay £500 for some stupid, beepy, 10 second sample of a song when you can just use a standard ring? The worst offenders are the crazy frog and sweety the chick. Who the Hell buys these?!?! (PS- The frog is the worst because it's stolen from the internet, but I'm sure you knew that already).

Ren and Stimpy- Never found it funny, just distasteful. Odd really, since I've never found any other kind of cartoon unpleasant. Something about this poorly drawn, non-sensical tripe just annoys me.

The Simpsons Cult- Yes, OK, we get it; the Simpsons is sometimes funny, but it's not *that* funny. People who cite it as the funniest cartoon of all time should really watch some Family Guy.

Children on the internet- The UN recently unveiled plans to attempt to control the content of the internet. If they go through with this, I think that everyone with an internet connection should also have a biometric scanner to prevent children under the age of 14 from posting on message boards. Nothing is more annoying than the "OMG d00ds, wtf is up wiv Gorj Bush???!?!?11" message that is typical of people from this age bracket.

Chav culture- "Ah, a group of people that are lazy, savage, and proud of their own ignorance. Let's celebrate them!" Worst of all are people like Jade Goody, because for every one of her there are a thousand good, talented people who will spend their lives unrecognised and unhappy.

Bandwagonning- Think of something original dammit!
(youthink, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:50, Reply)