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This is a question I just don't get it

Poor Semiret, he's foreign and has no idea if he "should laugh about the whole 'only playing music when they are out of ice cream' thing or not." There's also a Far Side cartoon that has had him stumped for almost 20 years.

What don't you understand? What have you politely gone along with whilst internally going WTF?

(, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:09)
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Simple - I cannot understand how most of the US finds this pointless piece of comedic dysentry funny. It's about as original as most of todays modern music, bases its greatest moment on a stupid pointless skethc about a rude man who sells soup? For fucking christs sake and this takes a team of a dozen people to come uo with this tripe? No wonder the world goes up in arms when NBC want to "remake" the Office - we'll just dumb it down to a level so obvious that it bypasses every funny-node in the above average intelligence human being. And the best thing is - the guy is a comic in the program - MY FUCKING ARSE! Your about as funny as finding a scab a millimieter or two above your ladies foo foo when it was not there last week and you have been drinking from the furry cup. Its drivel, and I piss and spit on anyone who says its "genius" pr "hilarious" - FUCK RIGHT OFF! I hope your arse starts itching and both your arms fall off, you dumb, mindless nerd. Go watch the Simpsons, Monty Python, Spaced, Blackadder, Father Ted, Fawlty Towers - but don't watch that - Jesus they even have to dub on the canned laughter to alert you to what bits are supposed to be funny. I honestly have sat through many episodes, questioning my own sanity, but really making sure that I was not the one at fault - i was not the one "not getting it" - well listen children, I have watched, and have not got it - and the reason - there is nothing to get! ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY YOU CUNTS! SO STOP TELLING ME HOW JERRY FUCKING SEINFLED IS A STALWART OF MODERN COMEDY, HOW HIS ORIGINALITY IS INDENDIARY - HE NICKED MOST OF HIS GAGS FROM THE 3 STOOGES GOR FUCKS SAKE!!! WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE REALISE??? It rips the piss out of me physically that so much talent gets thrown by the wayside when tits like this are sold around the world, networked accross the US and we are all force fed to believe its the greatest - Christ that fat fuck Gary whotsisname - I can't remember my brain has blown a bloodvessel just ranting at this shit - you know mate of Jim Davidsons, wrote for the sun newspaper, with the beard - I remember him once writing in his TV Column how this was the greatest comedy on the BBC at the time - now do you see? Oh please I hope you do as this makes me want to chew my own foot off. I see that man Jerry, telling shit jokes, all backed up by that fuck off annoying Mark King wannanbe failure playing god awful slap bass while he rubs his cock against the machineheads - and all I want to do is punch him so hard his kids will be born dizzy. And that little fat fuck with the glasses "Oh look at me I am short and balding and Jewish and devoid of a girlfriend - that deserves a season all to myself". And that fuctard with the curly hair who is blatantly failing afdmirably at trying to be the mechanic out of Taxi - go take a hike fucker. And Elaine - what can we say about her - the uptight little textbook princess - god nothing at all original about the whole damn thing? What did you do? Come up with the idea on the back of a fucking postage stamp? Jesus christ shit the bed and had a haircut! you could not make up just how crap this tub of bollocks is.

So that's what I don't fucking understand. I don't understand Seinfeld, I don't understand the saps who worship him like he was the fucking messiah of comedy, but most of all, I don't understand why millions is wasted on this shit for global broadcasting rights when so many other talented individuals could make a program to shine above it for a fraction of the cost.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2005, 2:24, Reply)

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