
Poor Semiret, he's foreign and has no idea if he "should laugh about the whole 'only playing music when they are out of ice cream' thing or not." There's also a Far Side cartoon that has had him stumped for almost 20 years.
What don't you understand? What have you politely gone along with whilst internally going WTF?
( , Thu 31 Mar 2005, 11:09)
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I don't understand the man in the cafe on Haringey High St who was telling the waitress earlier this morning:
"You know why I was in hospital all that time?
It's because my body grew and grew and grew.
That's why I was stuck there for so long.
Because I just kept on growing.
That's why they kept me in there.
Because I grew so much.
The doctor told me that I'm now over a thousand years old. Do I still have to pay for the tea?"
To be honest it was very entertaining. In fact I would have followed him around all day with a tape recorder if I wasn't so scared.
( , Sat 2 Apr 2005, 15:55, Reply)
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