Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I rememberBeing in school and telling the girls to hold their two hands together for 25 seconds and then have them try to make their elbows touch. Needless to say, none could do it, but they did take their sweet time trying...
I think every man has a "hand in pocket fiddling with something" story, we should all have about thirty of them.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:51, Reply)
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