Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I don't wear spectaclesBut if I did, I'd do what a friend of mine did in a hoity toity hairdressing salon with loads of totty in.
He started fiddling underneath the cape they put around you to keep cut hair out of your shirt.
The hairdressing girls thought he was wanking, since the older, supervisor woman called him a "clatty bastard" and whipped off the cape. To reveal him cleaning his glasses.
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drunkenoaf, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:59,
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