Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I work for a theatreand was once sent to a rival theatre to see what their panto was like. On me own, to a matinee performance, which is when all the schools turn up.
So there I was, lone bloke in the middle of many groups of young children, watching Lily Savage prancing about, with obvious disinterest in the show.
After the interval, for some reason the teachers had moved the kids away from the weirdo in the stalls.
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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 23:44,
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