Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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old people complain too much.a little while back i was sat on the bus, headphones in listening to chilli peppers with hands in pockets.
i almost always have my hands buried in the pockets of my 10" too wide jeans.
unfortunatly, i was listening to one song (can't remember what it was) and i started to tap my hands, intime to the music, within my jeans.
cue the bus driver walking up to me (the bus was parked) whilst being tailed by an interfeiring old woman.
i took my hands out of my pockets and pulled my headphones out to see what he wanted.
he told me that the fat old bitch behind him had said that i was pleasuring my self in public whilst listening to "audio Porn". he then asked to see my hands, (for spunk probably) inspect my pockets, (for holes?) and look through my mp3 player for any mildly erotic noises.
i had nothing and so he went back to driving the bus without saying anything to the stupid old woman.
Honestly, if i did have "audio porn" i wouldn't be wasting it sat on the bus into town surronded by pensioners.
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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 0:02,
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