Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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JeansWhen I was in my teens I was sitting on the bus and it pulled in to let new passengers on. A woman in her late thirties got on the bus and went to sit down next to me. As she sat down she clocked my crotch and a look of absolute horror burst across her face. She though I was sitting on the bus with a raging boner, but it was just the curves my tight jeans made as I was sitting down.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 1:35, Reply)
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