Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Time between shiftsUsed to work at a ppub in North Yorks. Had shifts of 10 - 3 and 5 - 11. This was before all day opening. One hot summer, I decided to go read a book between shifts so took my car up to the local rugby club, wound down the windows and started to read. I noticed a few kids shouting and laughing in the background, then their Mum shouting stuff at them and then all was quiet - ah..peace...followed shortly after by a Uniformed officer knocking on the side of my car asking me what I Was doing and why I was looking at the kids playing in the street.
I explained myslef and with a "Well, better safe than sorry" comment she left. Followed shortly after by Mum appearing at my car window yelling at me that I was a diry perv and she would be calling the police. After calmy explaining that the police had already been and I was quite within my rights to stay here, she left with the vague threat of "My husband will be home soon...". I decided to go back to the pub instead.
My first answer to a QotW so no apologies for anything.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 2:15, Reply)
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