Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Apparently I'm a sex offender .. well not meMy grade 4 teacher was a dirt bugger. Used to stand up in front of the class and do groin streches, and had been known to stratch his testicles on the corners of tables as he was talking to students. Once he hit a cricket ball into a students nuts. Being a nice teacher he said-thats what we call mashed potatoes. Didn't help that that student was me and i was lying in pain with severe scrotal damage. He eventaully got fired for telling a girl she was a disgrace to the school and a disgrace to her family. Wish the fucker good riddance dirty little man
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 3:37, Reply)
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