Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Another OneNot me, but a mate of mine is the most innocent man in the world. He has 3 children, between the ages of 2 and 6 - and almost bores us to tears with photographs of the cheeky blighters.
Anyway (this is where I come in), I said to him to try Flickr, so he can put his photos online, give the relatives and friends the URL, so he wouldn't waste valuable drinking time.
Anywho, I went on his account and there was a category there called "bathtime".
Anybody else and I would of called the old bill, but knowing him, I rang him up and explained to him the 'dangers of the internet'
He took them down.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 8:19, Reply)
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