Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Outside a pub in DraytonI was saying goodbye to a female friend (I'm a bloke), and was, and still am, very into extremely long black floaty coats, knee high boots etc.
One of the local taxi companies had turned up to collect said lass, and was relatively unmarked for a taxi. It only had the registration plate above the bumper to prove any relation to its company and something very subtle painted on one side, no flashy lights with 'taxi' screaming out of them or anything.
So she leans into the car window to talk with the driver, realises that she owed me for the last round of drinks, pays the driver in advance and gives me the change, then goes to hop into the back of the car. We both look up and find ourselves looking straight at a police officer looking very interested in what we were doing. When he heard the driver of the car shout 'taxi mate' he drove off.
Didn't really sink in I could have been done for pimping till about two days later. Will teach unruly goths to hang outside pubs with young scantily clad ladies...
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 8:39, Reply)
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