Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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They thought I was dodgy, I was just being helpful, m'lord!I went into work one day at BK, and on the way up the stairs to go to the staffroom to get changed, I see a young girl, crying her eyes out.
I go up and ask her if she's ok, and she says "No, I've lost my mummy".
Being a helpful chap, I tell her to come with me and we'll go and see the manager. She was scared so I held her hand and started walking down the stairs.
"What the hell are you doing?" I hear shouted in my direction. A woman comes running down the stairs, grabs the kid, and marches off before I have chance to explain my deeds.
I think nothing of it, go and get changed and then start my day as normal.
A few hours later I get asked to go into the office for a chat with the manager. The manager has just received a call from the police saying that a woman had reported a "weird looking character" who tried to take her kid and claimed to work there. My manager, bless her, deduced that it could only have been me, considering at the time I had flame orange dreads and a double nose piercing.
Oh, how we laughed!
Next time I'm going to ignore the kid and let's see if the mum likes seeing her daughter on the front pages of all the newspapers.
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gadjie, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 8:59,
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