Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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East 17 gigI went to see East 17 at Wembley quite a few years ago and remembering that you couldn't take glass bottles inside I finished a drink outside the venue and then joined the queue.
As I went in a security guard called me aside for a word and told me that a girl had said that I was eyeing her up and she was worried. The guard said that he would be keeping an eye on me, so perhaps he was the dodgy one.
I am male and was in my mid twenties at the time so hardy the 42 year old trucker that most posters are on here...
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:23, Reply)
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