Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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CUPBOARDYSimilar story to yours. Many moons ago I was at a club in the wilds of the South Wales valleys, managed to pull a bit of a sort, bought her loads to drink and lied about my income and took her outside to "get aquainted". Anyhoo we were getting very friendly on the bonnet of a car in the back car park, fnarr, only to feel a hand on my shoulder and turn round to see a very large unhappy looking bouncer. I thought my number was up but he said that he and the other bouncers had been watching my performance on the CCTV and would I mind not doing it over his car, oh and by the way did I know the girl was only 15. Ok we'll move and thanks no I didin't know and I didn't care. (hey I was only 18). every time i went back to that club I was greeted by evening nonce, God I felt so special.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:42, Reply)
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