Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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sheep shagger...This isnt my story, but was related to me by a friend who isnt renowned as being a teller of tall stories so i can only assume that it is true...
He is into windsurfing, and would often travel 10 miles or so up the road to a local reservoir to indulge his hobby. It was quite a walk from the car park to the water, so he would change in his van and then walk down with his gear to the water. After an afternoons surfing, he is heading back to the van when he hears a distressed baa' ing - and looks across to the field running alongside the water to see a sheep caught up in the wire.
He drops his board and runs over to help the animal, standing behind the sheep as he pulls the wire from around it to release it.
At this moment he hears a scream from behind him, turns to see a man and a woman walking a dog who have just been confronted by the sight of a man dressed in rubber apparantley giving a sheep what for.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:09, Reply)
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