Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Dads takin photos?!At my neices 4th birthday party there was lots of little boys and girls running around and lots of parents standing around tryin to be friends. During this time my amatuer photographer dad was gettin photographs of his granddaughter playing as any good grand father would.
At this point mr.other kids father comes along and states "stop taking photos of my child or i'll see you in court". The repsonse was, initally, "What?!" He continued to say "i dont know who you are or what you're doing with those photos" to which my dad replied - "thats my granddaughter, if you don't want me takin photos of your kid kindly remove said kid from in front of my lense".
I think we all got photos of the day except for "them".
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:42, Reply)
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