Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Sheep shaggedNot my story a sheep friend of mine told me it.
One day he's walking through the countryside when he see's a man tangled up in a barbed wire fence, being the nice sheep he is he goes over to help the man, but having no opposable thumbs he struggles to free him. All of a sudden another sheep comes along and accused my friend of shagging the man, oh how we laughed.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:54, Reply)
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