Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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one summerme and some young lady were making the beast with two backs, drunk and as naked as the day we were born,
at the back of some random park we had to walk through on the way back home from the club.
the moment the torchlight was visible through the trees she was off along with a pile of her clothes. and my trousers.
I'm stood there with a t-shirt covering my manhood, attempting to get my shoes on when a copper emerged from the
bushes asking me what the fuck. thankfully, she came back when she saw it was the police and we got off (fnar)
with a stern warning about perverts in the park !
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 18:33, Reply)
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