Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Didn't actually realise how bad it looks...When I was in 6th form I sort of went out with the Head of Music. Well we snogged and I gave him bjs. Never thought anything about it really, but I guess (even though I was 17/18) that it was pretty dodgy as he was in his 30s.
Then again, as told in a previous QOTW, I also went out with the 54 year old father of a lad who dumped me. I was only 18.
And after him it was the 40 something bus driver. So getting better as I was 19 by then.
Hmmm and there's the loveless marriage to the bloke 11 yrs older than me...
Presently I'm secretly seeing a bloke 27 yrs older than me.
So, either I have an Electra complex or I'm attracting possible paedo-tendency blokes as until the past few years I've had to show ID as I look younger than I am...
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