Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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ClothesI did also steal two bras and a pair of panties from a girl a year older than me when I was about 14. Can't remember getting rid of them, so they must be around somewhere still... :S
On a similar vein, a friend stole one of his sisters bras, and put it on the back seat of his car so that when he parked, people would think he had a girlfriend...
(, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 0:35, Reply)
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