Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Almost...At a camp recently I had fallen in the mud and was changing my clothes. Being used to my room at home being on the 3rd story I completely forgot about the dorm room window which was on the ground floor and looking out on the quadrangle where there were quite a few little girls, not even in their teens.
I had just taken off my shirt and stood there half naked when all these girly squeals came floating through the air. I guess I should be glad that the sight of a manly chest caused that reaction or I would have proceeded to take my trousers off without closing the blind...
(, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 1:40, Reply)
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