Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Teaching teenage girlsA friend of mine (No, I swear, it really was a friend....it wasn't me, honest!) is a teacher at a private school for girls in a fairly affluent area in Sydney.
He's seen as fairly handsome, and his charisma has made him a fair few teenage "groupies". However, he's so ramrod straight that he wouldn't dream of doing anything pervy with the girls (well...he might dream of it, if you know what I mean....), and would be mortified that I'm putting it here.
On the final day of school one year, as he was saying goodbyes to the girls, one of them asked for a hug, or something like that, and he reached out to say goodbye just as she turned towards him, and he grabbed two handfuls of perky teen breasts.
Lucky git.
And the girls all love my length.
(, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 9:20, Reply)
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