Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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During the recent hot spellI was wearing a Tshirt and shorts while sitting at my computer. The waistband was cutting in so I undid it and eased the zip down.
Some time later a friend's eight year old child came to the door and I went outside for a chat with him. A neighbour's fourteen year old daughter saw me, saw the open zip and comfortable panties on show and said,
"Ew, she's been fingering herself on camera."
Her eighteen year old boyfriend then added,
"You should keep away from kids, or you will get reported, you pervert!"
and here's me, a 50 year old mum of three! I took it as a compliment!
(, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 10:04, Reply)
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