Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I'm not sure if this is an offence, as we were all willing...In my first year at uni, I lived in halls. My hall was a rather nice old building, with 3 floors of quite distinct self contained corridors, each having 9 residents of various genders. Each corridor therefore attained a kind of group feeling, and most chose to have some sort of social event, such as a corridor meal, or corridor bowling night, film night etc.
What did my corridor unanimously decide to have after a water butt of alcohol? A corridor shower. And those cubicles aren't big...
We were thereafter seen as the corridor that had the shower, and nervously shunned by the rest of the halls...
I'm glad my uni days are behind me and forgotten.
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Milkman Dan, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 22:47,
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