Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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A Stagger . . . .Tonight for our mates stag night we went round Torry and harbour pubs (won't mean much if you're not Aberdonian) and we stood outside the Rat Cellar (Victoria Bar) looking at the 14 year old jail bait that was hanging about the Grampian Bar.
TBH we'd had a few pints and possibly were up for some fun with some big-knockered teenagers, but when it turned out that one of the guys with us had been their teacher at school our ardour cooled.
I would have . . . .
(, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 9:02, Reply)
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