Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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On behalf of a friendI once went into a newsagents to buy the latest edition of MUFC weekly. I was nervous. I got the shakes. I became too embaressed and ended up coming out with a Playboy mag and 3 packets of johnnies. I'd rather people think I'm a perv than a fucking Man Utd fan.
(, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 16:23, Reply)
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