Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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When I worked at a nurseryI taught the kids how to play Pong. Not the simple computer based game, but the one where all the children remove their clothes and we all take it in turns to sniff each others genitals. The game wasn't over until a unanimous decision was reached on whos bits ponged the most.
(, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 16:27, Reply)
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