Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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i was a "stalker"i used to work in this coffee shop, one of our regular customers(she ran the clothes shop next door) decided to send her staff in to get her coffee instead. i started chatting to this one who came in..."so your boss sends you in for coffee" that sort of thing, i asked her out for a drink one day and she said no, and all was fine. Unfortunately, a few months later, it turned out that she had told some people i worked with that i was not only stalking her, but everybody else she worked with and had even followed one girl home on the bus one night! It turned out one of her friends happened to be at the same bus stop as me one night after work, i 'foolishly' asked her if my bus had come yet...
i am clearly a complete sex maniac and bastard
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:43, Reply)
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