Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I was accused of being a Pædo the other dayI as walking down the street when a football rolled towards me.
I stopped it and kicked it to the person who I assumed had kicked it.
At which point a youthful yob starts shouting at me for touching his ball
I touched him on the shoulder and said 'calm down'
He followed me all the way doen the street calling me a Pædo - Ah the joys of Oxford
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WormuIus, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:13,
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