Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I peepon my neighbour across the road when she gets un/dressed. I have a cracking view of her bedroom from mine. I've often had a wank whilst watching her. She's got a gorgeous body for a 78 year old.
PS. P.N.Guinn, she has a right breast you would crawl over broken glass for.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:13, Reply)
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