Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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SeagullNot me but a story I heard about while in College in Swansea. The rugby lads from Gorseinon college were out on a raucous piss-up in the glamarous Kingsway and one of the number was called "Seagull", which they made sure they put in every sentence directed at him. He was visibly distressed by this.
On enquiring as to why, it turns out that he got quite drunk on a post-game drink. He then proceeded to divulge to everyone within earshot that he once had a wet dream after dreaming he was shagging a seagull.
Still... they may as well earn their chips somehow.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:22, Reply)
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